(A friend of mine sent me this and I thought it was pretty funny so I figured I'd share. Also, I'm at a business convention in Vegas and not using my laptop so I'm doing this from Blackberry. Hope the text looks ok...)
IMPORTANT MEMO FOR AFRICAN-AMERICAN FAMILIES!!!
TO: ALL BLACK PEOPLE
FROM: YOU KNOW!!
RE: NAMING YOUR KIDS
DATE: EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
Please don't start naming your daughters after the President… names such as: Obamanesha , Obamalisha, Obamarette, Obamalaya, Obamaria, Obamanette, Barakala, Barakella, Barakesha, Barakyah, etc. or adding, La, Sha, Da or Ja, Rhi, as a prefix is not allowed. Don't start that mess! PLEASE!!
Also, you might be tempted to name your twins JaBarack and LaMichelle but DON'T DO IT!!! And please don't misspell Michelle Obama's name. No Meshell, Mayshell, Maeshell, Muhshell or any of that mess.
It is acceptable to name your sons Barack or even Obama but that is as far as you may go.
YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY RECEIVED THE MEMO AND HAVE BEEN WARNED!
I gave my best...
5 years ago