...sung a solo in church , The Lord's Prayer to be exact, not all that long ago and almost passed out from nerves, lol?
...laughed so hard you peed your pants?
...had a bird crap on your head?
...had a complete stranger walk up to you in an airport, bend over and whisper in your ear, "I would lick you from head to toe!!!!" (-Insert stunned look of shock and awe!!)
...loved or missed someone so much that you cried?
...tripped on your own pant leg while crossing the street in Hollywood and fallen flat on your chest, dropping both the ice tea in your left hand and your purse in your right?
...driven a total of 24 hours from Austin,TX to San Jose, CA in one trip by yourself?
...bowled 264 in a game before? Don't hate the bowler, hate her game, lol!
...had your heart broken so badly you thought you'd never recover?
...installed your own ceiling fan?
...fallen asleep on a stranger's shoulder on a plane?
...chopped all your hair off - from past shoulder length to a couple of inches?
...sat in the 14th row at a Prince concert and swear on your life that he was singing directly to you?
...for that matter, have you ever not realized until you went to that Prince concert that you were so attracted to 5ft 3in men, who wear high heel boots, have hairy chests and have a better perm than you do?
...dated MacGyver, Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan...in your dreams?
...given someone your phone number and then 5 seconds later ask yourself, "Now why did I just do that?"
...competed as an equestrian?
...been stuck on an elevator for 2 hours with 7 Kenyans who just finished competing? All I can say is Lord have mercy!
Whose wacky life could this possibly be, lol?? Well, that would be me! I have done all of the above and it's certainly made for some interesting, funny and crazy times! Those of you who know me will probably laugh at some of the things that would only happen to Jackie!
I gave my best...
5 years ago